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Enneagram Fun Pickup Lines

Enneagram fun pickup lines - A guy in suit chatting up a woman

Can you tell someone’s type from their Enneagram fun pickup lines? Sometimes we can take life a bit seriously, so today I’ve played around (and asked around) as to what pickup lines each type could use depending. So you can tell what type is wanting to chat you up next time.

Type 1: The Perfectionist

F: “Hi, I noticed your tie isn’t straight, let me straighten it for you.”

M: “Hi, hope you don’t mind me saying, but a slightly darker shade of mascara would highlight your beautiful eyes even more.”

Type 2: The Helper

M+F: Whilst standing very close or even touching you: “You seem a bit upset. So I’ve got you a drink and a canape. I just knew what you’d like from the moment I saw you walk into the room.”

Type 3: The Achiever

M+F: Hi, I’m Meg/Milo. My company, (and yes, I am the owner), develops software that businesses use to train their staff. As a result, we create huge efficiencies in organizations. We’re doing fantastically well. Oh, what did you say your name was again, maybe we could help you?”

Type 4: The Romantic

M+F: “Hi, I noticed you the moment you walked into the room. It was the way the soft play of light fell across your face. It just enhanced the exquisite line of your profile and I felt immediately that you were a special person I’d want to get to know.”

Type 5: The Investigator

I loathe these cocktail parties intensely, but since I’m here and so are you, who do you prefer as an author, Marx or Chomsky?

Type 6: The Loyalist

“Hi, I wasn’t sure if I should come over to chat to you, so I flipped a coin and well here I am.”

Type 7: The Enthusiast

“Hey, this party is getting a bit boring. Rather, why don’t you we head off to this trendy new club that’s just opened for some real fun?”

Type 8: The Challenger

“Hey, you’ve got a real cute ass. Why don’t we skip the intro and small talk and head to my place for some hot action?”

Type 9: The Peacemaker

“Oh great, I was hoping you’d come and chat to me. I can see we’d enjoy the same things.”

So those are some Enneagram fun pickup lines. Let me know if you agree?


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