I had a bit of fun with this last night thinking about what each Enneagram type would say after sex – hope it brings a smile.
Type 1 The Perfectionist
Hmm I/you (Instinctual Drive dependent) could have done that better/slower/faster.
Type 2 The Helper
Was that great for you? I tried all the moves I just know you like.
Type 3 The Achiever
Was I good or what!! Didn’t I just perform well?
Type 4 The Individualist
I’m feeling this special connection with you right now
Type 5 The Investigator
Says nothing, but thinks “when will he / she leave so I can get back to my project?” Or starts discussing nuclear biology.
Type 6 The Loyalist
You didn’t orgasm loudly. Does that mean you’re having an affair?
Type 7 The Enthusiast
Wow amazing. Now let’s celebrate with cocktails and canapes while I plan our next liaison.
Type 8 The Challenger
Ok so that’s done, now let’s start round two.
Type 9 The Peacemaker
That was really lovely darling, sorry I fell asleep though.
So that’s my take on what each Enneagram type would say after sex.
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